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Well Here i am again. The title of the page is probably what drew you to this page but if not and you were just surfing across my page then you might be kind of dissapointed becuase all that will be on this page is educated bullshit. (as you can guess from the title.)

Alot of the stuff in here will probably be from Eddie Izzard (as most of my close friends know i am obsessed with his comedy.) as he describes his work literally as "well organized bullshit" but if anyone heres any educated or well crafted bullshit then send it to me at the adress on the homepahe and i will love you foreva.

"As the main element of attack is the element of surprise, now what could be more surprising than the first battalion Transvestite Bragade, Air Born Wing, parachuting in to dangerous areas with fantasic make-up. and a fantastic gun. With the apposing forces going 'fucking hell look at these guys.' " - Eddie Izzard explaining why he should be let into the army.

"Gandhi was pretty groovy and pretty thin. See, the trouble with Hitler was he had a very bad moustache."

"If you want to keep the monarchy, they have to change this idea of 'ruling over the people.'

to 'serving the people.' take the top 50 bluebloods and seed them like tennis, have play-offs."

"Bees make honey, which is so weird, becuase ... do earwigs make chutney? Do spiders make gravy?"

"Now what is Thatcher doing? Pootering around. Training to be a plumber? She's been working for the Philip Mossis foundation who are the people behind Marlbora. What's she doing? Educating people on how to smoke?"